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[00sgoth]

it's not necessarily mapplethorpe's behavior that occasionally threw ian for a loop... ( no, he was far from normal himself ! ) it's the slang that got him the most. how the hell was he supposed to know that?! ❛❛ okay well, like... just say that next time then. ❜❜ but fortunately for the full sized toddler before him —— a mcchicken did sound appealing. ❛❛ you got frozen fanta money? ❜❜

god damn americans. they always looked at him like he had a third arm growing out of his forehead. granted, he didn't really act normal, did he? he was literally tugging on him like a toddler, nearly begging for mcdonald's in the same fashion. "uh, mcdonald's? maccas."